Re:membering The Dark Ages – 1 month and 3 days later… (Day 3 and the day before). Part 3. There will be more parts. Later. Perhaps.

So again; I find myself reflecting…

Did it really happen?

23deliveryThis image above is of me. Note the number. I got the camera with the pictures… So I suppose I was there.

I think I went back to the dead perch after the events of day 2. Maybe… It gets a bit hard to remember. I think so. I also think I saw Bill and Jimmy. Perhaps… There was music. I went to the hostel. I did a song and uploaded a video to youtube…

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Day 3.

I got up and had a shower, breakfast and got back to the Dead Perch. Had a coffee with a Yoko One-like person on a mug… I managed to find my way to the Florrie. Gimpo passed me. I met Gimpo again at the Florrie. I got my job card. I was to be a Great North Puller (Part 1 and 3). Hm. I took a walk to Tesco. Talked to two persons. Got food and some alcohol and a little energy drink and some Voltaren gel for my foot.

I was taken on a spin with a person. And two other persons. But before that a person gave me make-up. I looked like a panda. Or a Badger… There was also a Dalek. I put a ballon on. Other balloons were given to children. I kept one. It was supposed to glow…

Anyway. I was driven around at places in what seemed to be a jams-mobile. It was not a Ford timelord. It was not an icecream van. But a small car. I was in the car. Three other people too. I got some candy… And heard a lot of information about Liverpool from the driver. Good times.

Also, I did a Instagram Video. 23 seconds long. Very good times indeed.

We got back to the Florrie. There was music. Someone streamed or played tunes by The KLF. I was happy. I was dancing. I saw a picture of Alan Moore. Talked to people. We were waiting… And oh, I talked to persons involved in Festival 23. Ah. I got a flyer. It was fun.

At 17:30 the Rites of Mu began. One stair up… We got in. We were told not to take photos or film. I obeyed. And in a way did not. I took a picture with my disposible camera…

Persons entered. A couple of speakers that looked like the ones on the White Room was there. And so, there it was. The movie. On three screens. A film. About the dark ages and 2023. It was good. And confusing. And great.

Persons came up on the stage. There was a hymn sheet. I have sold that one. It was put in a post box. People sang. And suddenly, there he was. Jarvis Cocker of Pulp. Singing Justified and ancient.

On a side note I have always hated his band. Pulp, that is. Hated. Since they made a song called Disco 2000. Now, Disco 2000 was a shortlived band with Cressida Cauty (former wife of Jimmy Cauty) and June Montana. You don´t use that. So for that reason and basically that reason only I have always hated Pulp. Since THAT song.

However. I sang. We all sang. Jarvis sang. And all is now forgiven. Jarvis Cocker is great. And so were we. He is basically the new Tammy Wynette. They did not call him up in Tennesse but in Sheffield. He took the call.

At 19:00 the great pull north kind of began.

But that will wait until next time I write… It was a long day.

Annonser

Re:membering The Dark Ages – 1 month and 23 hours later… (Day 2 and the day before). Part 2. There will be more parts. Later.

So. Did day 1 pass? Was there an event? Did I go to Liverpool? Did I go home? Did we all die? Or are we all already dead? The plot thickens…

This is from day 2. And perhaps some memories from day 1 as well… I find myself reflecting. Trying to remember. Looking back… To the dark ages that were and maybe they still are?

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The above picture was taken with a disposible camera. One time use. So it seems people WERE in Liverpool. Right? Right? Can anyone confirm? It seems so…

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It gets muddy. Old. But this is my story… So, day 2:

I got to the Dead Perch Lounge, thursday 24th of november 2017. At least the pamphlet says so. But it was august 2017, right? Right? It gets dark here. But this is my story. I was there after having breakfast at the hostel. So how about second breakfast? I had. It was good. There was coffee. In a Yoko Ono mug. I think I met Gimpo this day. And two other fans. The other fans signed a 7″ America: What time is love single with ”Not Bill Drummond” and ”Not Jimmy Cauty”. Gimpo signed it with ”Gimpo” after saying that he wasn´t The KLF. And Gimpo was not the KLF… Still, good signatures.

I also think some people started to sign my 78″ record with Brita Borg this day. But maybe not. It is all so muddy and dark. Like I am already dead. Or just starting to be alive…

But this is my story.

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I got to the Bombed out church. I was put into a group. We got some instructions. I asked if there was a microphone. There was. We took off to The shipping forecast. Book three, chapter 1. Appendix. That was my group. We had coffee. Beer. Some tequila. I bought a book and a coaster for my mother. Got a bag that I painted on. From the Shipping Forecast. So did the others. Well, maybe all others did not buy books and coasters for their mothers but still.

There were Kazoos. I decided not to play mine. I got to read from a page in the book. I had some lunch. We got back to the Church (Of the KLF perhaps). The groups had presentations. What the fuuk was going on?

Our group did good. But I do think that the group who did the ”What the fuuk is going on” christmas number one did the best.

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Going back. I might have talked to Jimmy Cauty on day 2. Maybe not. Or Maybe. Anyway, I presented him with a gift. A USB stick with a trailer for Sadoschccccooock on it. In a nice box. I gave it to Daisy Campbell who was the gift collector. I told Jimmy that I considered him and Bill Drummond as artistic equals. I asked him to not burn the gift since it was given to him in the Dead Perch and not at the book shop. He looked a bit smug and reflecting. So did Jimmy ever see the trailer? What happened to the box? I do not know.

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What I do know is that I talked to Bill Drummond at the church. I told him about seeing the documentary about ”Imagine waking up tomorrow and all music has dissepered” (I know I spell it wrong but that is not important at the dark ages). He was pleased and laughed at my story. I was happy.

*

Anyway, going forward… My group got back to the church. We got soup. It was tasty. Things got performed. We all kind of started to get just what the fuuk was going on…

*

So. This was day two… Day three will follow…

Re:membering The Dark Ages – 1 month and 23 hours later… (Day 1 and the day before). Part 1. There will be more parts. Later.

So… Lets see here. What the Fuuk was going on? What happened in Liverpool? Was there really any dark ages? Did the JAMS release a novel? Did Jarvis Cocker join the JAMS? Was a fire built? Did Badger Kull play live? Does the Invisible wind factory exist? Are we still alive or are we all already dead?

I find myself reflecting… And trying to remember…

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Well, the above image is me. I suppose. At the Mad hatters hostel. We are all mad there… And here. Madness.

So lets remember…

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I went to the Dark Ages. First by bus to Skavsta. The by plane to Stansted. Then the National express to Liverpool. I checked in. And I went to News from nowhere. Yes. Bill and Jimmy did arrive. I saw it. I took pictures. And I went back to the hostel. That was before day 1…

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Day 1.

It gets muddy. But this is my story. I will use the instructions as base; that I was given from the Pamphlet that as stated has no instructions…

I got the Pamphlet at Dead Perch Lounge on day 1. I was there in the morning around 9 or so… I do not remember. I got my wristband though. I still have that. Not intact but still.

I got to Constellations at 13.00 UK time. Well, I was there a bit early. Since I really wanted to get my Job Card. I was given my card. I was to be a great north puller.

I was confused but I managed to get to News from nowhere. I bought the book. 2023. It was the last copy at the time, all the other copies were reserved and waiting for persons that had bought them online.

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Lets go back to the day before though. I mean day one but around 00:23…

I do remember getting to the bookshop. There was a long line. Photographers. People. Amongst these people were the fans. Several. I shook hands. I met the person that is at times called the ”Sheriff of Mu Country” – who became one of the admins in the KLF group after the Dark Ages… Mr M R or such…

Back to day 1.

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Before 19.00 I was at the Black-E. The debate and stuff about Why the K Foundation began. Gimpo was there. Also Mr Jeremy Deller of 1997: What the fuck is going on fame. And others. We listened. We voted. I voted.

We kind of got why. I suppose I got it – partly. I have read the book. I still have it. So sure.. I know now why the money was burnt. Or do I?

But I digress. I will try to note down more about that and day 2 in a new post… For now – this was what I remember of day 1 and the day before day 1…

Vaya con dios for now and Remember the Dark Ages – and hail Eris!

 

The Tentacles of Dr Orlovsky – September 2017 popart and 8bit trailer

Here is the September 2017 popart and 8bit trailer for The Tentacles of Dr Orlovsky.

Since there is so much more to tell. It was first seen only by the court as it is relevant for my case. They needed to see this. Since there was more to tell. Get drawn into it.

 

This is a trailer has a 8bit and popart filter since there is more to tell. Get drawn into it. The tentacles of Dr Orlovsky is set in the 1990´s and has a Bollywood filter.

It has the morals and ethics of Bollywood movies of that era. Jess Franco directed 200 movies. My mission is to direct at least 200 trailers and promos. Sadoschoccck is complete and The Oasis of Dr Orlovsky needs more footage. Since there is more to tell. Always.

#getdrawnintoit #youneedtoseethis

 

 

Sadoschcccccooocccpcock – September 2017 popart and 8bit trailer

Here is the September 2017 popart and 8bit trailer for Sadoschooccck. Since there is so much more to tell. More. Much much more.

It was first seen only by the court as it is relevant for my case. They needed to see this. Since there was more to tell.

Get drawn into it. This is a trailer has a 8bit and popart filter since there is more to tell.

Get drawn into it. Sadoschoccckk is set in the 1970´s and has a Bollywood filter. It has the morals and ethics of Bollywood movies of that era. Jess Franco directed 200 movies.

My mission is to direct at least 200 trailers and promos. Sadoschoccck is complete and The Oasis of Dr Orlovsky needs more footage.

#getdrawnintoit

 

#youneedtoseethis